Sparky said:
We all know hurricanes have been in the news lately (hope yous guys are ok). The US National Hurricane Center places these storms into categories according to how hard they blow. Women can be catagorized similary. The Catagories of Women in Regards to Blowjobs Catagory 1 - The No Job. She won't do those things and probably shouldn't last long in your life. Cat 2 - The Meatgrinder. So much teeth you want to knock out her chiclets. Even a little tooth is enough to cut them loose. Cat 3 - The Dairy Queen. She licks it like a soft ice cream cone. Feels great as foreplay but in the long run she won't get you off. Cat 4 - The Blow and Jerk. Sucky, sucky, nicey, nicey but when Mt Johnson is about is about to erupt Ms Hand interrupts. Basically it's a glorified hand job. Cat 5 - Spit Shine She completes the deed the proper way but gags and spits it out which usually means ,"Look what I put myself through just for you. You owe me a shiny piece of jewelry now." Cat 6 - The Slurp and Swallow. Makes a meal out of you high protien supplement. Cat 7 - The Head Mistress The Slurp and Swallow plus the added bonus of her gargling with mouthwash afterwards. Some women actually know and care that we don't want to taste ourselves.

FantasyFactory said:
Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. A few weeks later, Bill came home. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. "What's wrong, Bill?" she asked. "Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?" "Oh, Bill, you didn't." "Yes, I did." "My God, Bill, what happened?" "I got fired." "No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?" "Oh...she got fired too."

PimpD said:
Went to a college graduation party this past weekend. A group of grads thought it would be a good idea to do keg stands so they started holding each other upside down. After a few guys tried to drink upside down for 60 seconds the drunkest one from the crew decided to do a keg stand and lasted over a minute. When his friends helped him down to congratulate the drunky he passed out from being upside down for too long. LMAO..sorry guys college is over.

TheOGbro said:
An old man goes to the dentist yesterday for a much needed appointment. After looking at the man's teeth, the female dentist advises him that one of his right molar's needs to be taken out due to rotting. In order for her to operate on the tooth the dentist tells him, she will have to sedate him using a needle in order to operate properly. The old man replied "I don't like needles!" and tells her not to sedate him. "No problem.." she said and gave him another option. "Put on this mask and breathe normally and after a couple minutes you will be sleeping." The stubborn old man tells her that he also doesn't like anything over his face. Running out of options the dentist comes up with one more solution that will help him for the surgery. She hands him two pills and tells him to take them. "What are these?" the old man asks. Her response was, "Viagra..because your going to need to hold onto something while I yank this thing out!"

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