Get the Man-Info you need Every Week in the Bro Guide!

What are the Best Condoms?

Real men wear condoms. Why? Because real men know that catching any sort of disease because you failed to sheath your sword before you plunged deep can turn a good memory into your worst nightmare. Of course if you forget your raincoat then that load of man-seed you just planted could also grow into a whole other issue. So follow the immortal words of Van Wilder, "Don't be a fool, wrap your tool."

I know you are going to complain because condoms suck; you can't feel anything, they are a pain to put on, it makes your handle smell like latex. Fine, bitch and moan. Go buck wild on a bareback ride and end up with the clap and a set of triplets with that '6' you picked up at last call. OR you could read Manwall's thoughts on condoms, find the right jacket in your size, and then rock on with your bad self.

What are the Best Condoms?

· Durex Extra Sensitive - A regular crowd pleaser, both men and women agree these babies are thin. Durex promises they do not make a thinner model. They come with a decent amount of lubrication, but I found you want a little extra on hand. The head is slightly wider which earns extra points. This one rates a solid 4.5 out of 5. Plus these are readily available just about everywhere.

· Beyond Seven - They are made in Japan and billed as being for the average sized man. Okay honestly if you are average or smaller then these are your brand. It is tight and thin with no worries of falling off. If you have a big head then try something else. For sure have some lube ready. Overall a decent product that gets a 4 out of 5 rating.

· Kimono Micro Thin - So thin she might think you aren't wearing one. You must use lube with this model as the friction built up really fast. But that isn't a bad thing is it? This one rates a solid 4.5 out of 5.

· Impulse Bare Pleasure - This bad boy is ribbed and studded. It is all about adding extra pleasure for her. Decent sensitivity and fit but a little more lubrication is needed. Overall this is a solid offering that should rock her with a 4 out of 5 rating.

· Crown Skinless Condoms - Hello! No real latex smell (or after taste) which is awesome. It feels like you aren't wearing a condom sometimes which is awesome (unless you think it fell off). Porn stars use them and they come in cool colors like pink tint. This is by far the hands down winner for what you want to slip on your jimmy. We are going the full 5 out of 5 penises for this condom!

These are our top choices when answering the question of, "What are the best condoms." When choosing a condom, remember to plan ahead. Yes you can get last ditch efforts by borrowing one from a bro or checking the bathroom vending machine, but why suffer from a lesser product when you can just as easily select exactly what you want? Carrying a few condoms in your pocket labels you as optimistic bro who doesn't want to pass up any situation or make a huge mistake because of hormones.