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Top 30 Bro Tips on Dating

 

We here at Manwall love Bro Tips. The wisdom is profound, funny, and typically spot on. But with over 1750 Bro Tips now in circulation it can be hard to keep track of all these incredible nuggets of inspiration. Fear not, the crack Manwall staff has your back.

As we sit around and read Bro Tips all the time we decided to make out list of our favorite Bro Tips on dating. Sometimes a Bro just needs to reflect a little bit to attain the proper frame of mind and then his relationship can be that much more awesome.

Top 30 Bro Tips on Dating

1.     If you're not happy when you're not in a relationship, you won't be happy in one. (#88)

2.     If a chick is nice to you but not to anyone else, she's not nice. (#1728)

3.     Some people are just bad news. Even if you love them, they aren't good for your life. Give them time to grow up. (#92)

4.     Even a three foot plumber can get the princess if he knows how to play the game. (#1725)

5.     You're not "forever alone," you're single. There's a difference. (#1454)

6.     Helping someone through a tough time doesn't mean they're going to fall in love with you. This isn't a movie. (#670)

7.     Don't let your relationship problems fuck up everybody's night. Common courtesy, bro. (#1324)

8.     She is dating you for a reason. If she wanted that dude, she'd be with that dude. Chill out, bro. (#58)

9.     If you notice that all of your exes are "crazy" or "assholes," you might just need to be better at picking them. (#1697)

10. The quiet ones are the kinkiest. (#27)

11. Chicks dig dudes who cook for them. (#1060)

12. If you send nothing but one-word texts and she still replies, she's probably into you. (#1410)

13. When you accept somebody, you accept their past too. Don't hold it against them later. (#1248)

14. After a break-up, you're allowed two days of moping before you swagg up and get back out there. (#702)

15. If sexting and Skype is the closest you've gotten to getting laid, you need to get the fuck off your chair, bro. (#1101)

16. Telling someone you love them just to fuck them is hooking up on easy mode. You can do better than that. (#593)

17. Meeting her family for the first time is as crucial as meeting her for the first time. Don't screw up. (#1627)

18. Know the difference between saying yes and being walked over, and between saying no and being a dick. (#1669)

19. If you're debating breaking up, face it, you want to break u. Rip off the band-aid. (#390)

20. When she says "do whatever you want," she really means, "you better understand what I want and do it." (#1009)

21. If you are constantly asking for relationship advice, your friends might as well be dating your girlfriend for you. (#496)

22. Don't sleep next to anything you don't want to wake up next to. (#1174)

23. If you meet her in the club, the relationship probably shouldn't last longer than the next song. (#1330)

24. Sorry, bro, but constantly checking her Facebook page won't bringer her back. (#802)

25. How attractive someone is should never dictate how much shit you take from them. (#473)

26. Knowing the difference between infatuation and love could save you a lot of time, bro. (#1130)

27. You can love your way to sex, but it's a lot harder to fuck your way to love. (#614)

28. If her mom likes you, you're in. (#1079)

29. You usually find what you're looking for the moment you stop looking for it. (#638)

30. Regret is way worse than rejection. (#228)