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He said...she said...and what it all means

He said...she said...and what it all means

 

Welcome to another rousing edition of "He said, she said" where we look at what men and women say and mean in different situations with a couple of funny videos!

·       She said: How does this look?

·       She means: You better compliment me or you are getting cold shouldered.

·       He said: That looks nice.

·       He means: Cripes can we get the hell out of here? I'm hungry and bored as hell.

 

·       She said: Do you have a condom?

·       She means: If you don't screw this up, you are so getting laid!

·       He said: Um, I think so.

·       He means: I wonder if I can't find one quickly if she will still sleep with me?

 

·       He said: So what do you feel like doing?

·       He means: So what do you feel like doing while I try to get to...<insert base here>

·       She said: I don't know what do you want to do?

·       She means: If you want sex you need to impress me with something.

 

·       He said: Would you like a drink?

·       He means: Please please please have a drink!

·       She said: Umm maybe, let me see what they have...

·       She means: Crap, do I need an excuse if we end up making out?

 

·       She said: I can't believe how she is dressed!

·       She means: I wish part of my body looked like that.

·       He said: I know.

·       He means: I wish part of her body looked like that.

 

·       He said: Sooooo what do you feel like doing now?

·       He means: Soooo any chance of us having sex soon?

·       She said: Umm I don't know what do you want to do?

·       She means: We aren't going to have sex right now.

 

Yeah we are just wired differently....here are a few funny videos that state that point very clearly:

Too right!

Side note, that first blonde chick is hot! Ahh I love good funny videos!