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More Wisdom from Bro Tips

"Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens." Jimi Hendrix once spoke those now famous words. Who really knows if he was as high as a kite at the time or not? These days, if Jimi was still with us, he might need to change that to 'wisdom reads' as in this article that shall share some of the amassed knowledge of those gentlemen of wisdom over at BroTips.

This is still one of the best sites on the net with astuteness for bro's submitted by bro's. If you are like me then some days it can be hard to keep pace with all of the information on the web. Because of that annoying fact of life this is a compilation of some of the most recent gems of knowledge. Think of it like your own personal mix tape of Bro sayings.

1. "When you know your friend's following you for directions, running the yellow light's a dick move."

2. "Being in an awesome relationship > being single >>>>>>>> being in a shitty relationship."

3. "How often people are a dick to you is largely based on how often you're a dick to people."

4. "It's easy to tell what your reputation is based on what people call you to ask questions about."

5. "Some of the best ideas happened by mistake. Some of the worst ideas happened by someone trying too hard."

6. "If you're already late, chill out. No point in rushing now."

7. "You may not get to choose the nickname you get, but you can choose the nicknames you don't get."

8. "Sagging your pants doesn't make you a gangster. Wearing cowboy boots doesn't make you a cowboy."

9. "Things that girls think are romantic in books can come across as stalkerish in real life."

10. "Very few decisions are both important and easy."

11. "If she canceled on your three times, it's probably not going to happen."

12. "You should never have to ask another dude to open your drink for you."

13. "Turn your setbacks into comebacks."

14. "The sentence, "Be right back, I have to go take a shit," could've just as easily ended at, "be right back""

15. "Money's just a tool. Don't let a tool run your life."

16. "Even when you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just stand there."

17. "Really, you don't have to take a picture of everything you eat."

18. "Very few things are more suspicious than a perfectly empty search history."

19. "Nothing that you see on reality tv is a good idea."

20. "All the time spent trying to look like you know what you are doing could be spent figuring out what you are doing."

21. "Dating your ex is like re-reading a book: it can be fun, but you already know how it's going to end."