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25 Celebs Who Shouldn't Hookup With Hot Girls

Ever wonder what it would be like to be famous? I’ll be the first to admit that  I’ve seen myself acting like Leonardo Dicaprio, singing like Adam Levine and playing baseball like Derek Jeter. All three have a lot going for them. They are all talented and good-looking so there's no doubt they can hookup with any hottie they want.

Ugly celebrities are also talented but at the end of the day they’re still ugly so it doesn’t make sense when you see these guys with hot girls. If they put themselves in a normal bros shoes, with their looks, they would quickly see that they could never get the girls they wanted and currently mackin’ it with.

The point is, Ugly celebrities are getting undeserved ass due to their fame and it’s time for someone to call them out on it. This doesn’t mean I don’t like them or think they’re not talented. I’m just stating the obvious. How mad can they actually get? At the end of the day they’re still hooking up with dime pieces so who cares.

Here is ManWall’s 25 Celebs Who Shouldn't Hookup With Hot Girls:

1. Seth Rogen – Stop being awkward on talk shows.

2. Rob Kardashian – You’re famous because of your last name.

3. Shaun White – Sick 1080 but cut your hair bro.

4. Bruno Mars – Reminds me of the monkey-kid from Jumanji.

5. Kenan Thompson – Kel is definitely getting more ass!

6. Gary Busey – One of these days you’re going to spin off this planet.

7. Zach Galifianakis – Funny yet hairy.

8. Verne Troyer – Mini Me is dating someone three times his size!

9. Seal – Remember when you were married to Heidi Klum?

10. Ken Jeong (Mr. Chow) – “You going to fuck on me?” If you weren’t famous, girls wouldn’t.

11. Pauly D – Hair gel and acting like a 12-year-old boy will kick you in the ass one of these days.

12. Jonah Hill – Remember the quote? “People don’t forget!” Well, we never forgot you used to be really overweight.

13. Chris Owen (The Sherminator) – Thank you American Pie but Shannon Elizabeth would never have sex with you in the real world.

14. Brian Wilson – Shave off your facial pubic hair bro.

15. Skrillex – That haircut was never cool

16. Elephant Man – Not only are you ugly but we can’t understand what you’re saying.

17. Steve Buscemi – You play an ugly creepy guy in most movies for a reason.

18. Christopher Mintz-Plasse (McLovin) – We were all happy to see  you get ass in Superbad but goodluck in real life.

19. Chris Bosh – You look like a Raptor.

20. Danny McBride – I’m not saying anything bad about this guy.

21. Peter Dinklage – “Call me elf one more time!”

22. Aziz Ansari – Indians are smart not pimps.

23. Donald Trump – The hair, the tan and the money to buy you a hot wife.

24. Beetlejuice (Howard Stern’s Friend)– What is this thing?

25. Mike “The Situation” (Squidward) – Had to end the list  with the biggest douche bag!

 

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