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50 Shades of Grey: A Book Appreciated by Bros

 

Recently one of ManWall’s interns told me a solid hookup story. I promised not to blow-up his spot, so his name was left out of it:

“This girl I met a few months ago randomly texted me and asked me to party with her in the city. The next day I was in the city helping with ManWall TV so I told “Becca” (he actually did the air quotes) I would meet up with her after work.

After work I met Becca at the bar. The beers were flowing and we were having a great time and catching up from the first time we met. No, I didn’t hookup with her the first time we met. This was actually this first time I got to know Becca but I assumed we would flirt that night and hopefully have a drunk make out session by the end of the night.

I started to get buzzed and decided to break the seal. The bathroom was located in the basement of the bar and after I took a piss I walked out and saw Becca standing in the hallway outside of the women’s bathroom. She grabbed me and aggressively brought me to the lady’s bathroom and locked the door behind her. I didn’t think she was that drunk but I wasn’t going to say no to a fun time.

She pushed me against the door, got on her knees and started to take off my pants. While she unbuttoned my jeans she said,50 Shades of Grey has gotten me so horny lately and I need to pleasure someone” and that’s all I’m telling you.”

This story just added to all of the hype I’ve been hearing about the book 50 Shades of Grey. There is no reason any guy should have anything against this book and I want to personally thank the author E. L. James for making such an erotic novel. I’m 99% positive that I will never read the book, but hopefully, like many other guys out there - I will reap the benefits from all of the horny girls who are reading it.

They’re actually making this book into a movie, which is going to make things even better. Once the lazy chicks (who didn’t read the book) go to see the movie there will be even more horny girls walking the street. Finally women will start thinking like men and before you know it, 40-year-old virgins will even be getting laid. I’m not going to lie, if it gets made into a movie I’m probably going to see it. It will be a great excuse to see sexy Emma Watson having sex on the big screen. Hopefully that rumor turns out to be true.

Since 50 Shades of Grey has taken over the lives of chicks there is a chance that you and your friends may not have heard about this book. Well if you’re one of those people just know that the book is the first of three. Jackpot! Some other things to know: It broke the record for fastest-selling paperback of all time and 31 million copies were sold around the world, it also got banned from several US libraries for being too erotic, it’s about to create another baby boom and lastly our intern finally had something cool to talk about! By the way I made him tell me the rest of the story and let’s just say the bro had fun. I hope “Becca” reads this one day.