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The Worst Pick-Up Lines of All Time

Now for the most part pick-up lines are not a good idea. You have to look decent, be confident, and deliver a line with just the right timing. Honestly, most guys can't pull this off especially after they have been drinking. Some guys blame the lines when they don't realize they messed it up but it just sounded right to their inebriated brain.

On the other hand some guys swear lines work. Maybe they do if you use them on a girl who is looking to hook up or has had a few too many and thinks any damn thing is funny. But, not everything is funny. In fact some lines are so awful, so horrible, and so insanely bad that they actually cause you to cock-block yourself.

So to ensure that never happens to our fellow Bro's here on the wall, we compiled a list of the worst pick-up lines of all time. Read the list and then never, ever try and use these on a girl unless you want to scare her off.

Worst Pick-Up Lines

1.     If you’ll sit on my face I’ll guess your weight.

2.     Your body's name must be Visa; because it's everywhere I want to be.

3.     You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

4.     I think I’d look good on you.

5.     Bond. James Bond.

6.     Are your legs tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.

7.     Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

8.     Somebody better call God, because He’s missing an angel!

9.     You have 206 bones in your body. Want one more?

10.   Can I borrow a quarter? I want to your mother and thank her.
 
11.   Nice tits. Mind if I feel them?
 
12.   Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.
 
13.   If you were a laser, you’d be set on stunning.

14.   Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I could see myself in your pants.

15.   Were you arrested earlier? It's got to be illegal to look that good.

16.   Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

17.   Let me check your tag. Hmmm- just what I thought, made in heaven.

18.   Do you want to see something swell?

19.   That shirt’s very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you I’d be coming too.

20.   Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?