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Mike Tyson's Hangover Moment

Imagine you are a burglar. You are planning to rob a few rooms at a local hotel in Las Vegas. It sounds like a good idea because people will be drunk most of the time and probably won't notice you in their room. So you creep down the hallway and open a door to a nice suite. Bingo! With your trusty flashlight you start ransacking some poor dopes stuff, smiling about how much money you are going to make. But then someone wakes up in the other room just as you pick up the wallet and see the driver's license. Holy Shit -  it's Mike Tyson!

Seriously what idiot would break into Mike Tyson's hotel room in Las Vegas? Also why was Iron Mike staying at the Cosmopolitan? I guess from watching the Hangover I just assumed Tyson did have a swanky mansion with tigers somewhere in Vegas. Tyson had attended Stevie Wonder's New Year's Eve concert and then opted for an early tuck in time. I get it, growing old sucks and you just can't stay up late at the strip club every night anymore.

Apparently he woke up from the rustling sounds and spotted the flashlight. But the champ is a little groggy before he gets that first cup of coffee. The burglar finally did one smart thing and got the hell out of dodge. I wonder when he was running if he envisioned himself getting knocked the fuck out if Tyson caught him just as Alan did during the Hangover? Too bad Mike didn't catch him in the hallways near a video camera. We could have had early footage of a potential Hangover 3 plot.

There are still many outstanding questions after the break-in of Mike Tyson's hotel room. Where was his personal security? Why were there no tigers in his room? Has anyone seen Don King recently? For that matter did someone check on Bradley Cooper, Zach Galifianakis, and Ed Helms? If you are planning a burglary don't you think casing the joint would include learning who you are robbing? It is Vegas after all and I am sure there are some people you just don't want to steal from (hint: criminals).

At the end of the day I am sure this poor sap is probably getting razzed by his fellow criminals for being such an idiot. It can't be easy to be "that guy" that everyone is laughing at. But it could be worse. He could have been eaten by a tiger. That is just the gamble you take when you decide to break into Mike Tyson's hotel room in Las Vegas.