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How I Met Your Mother Wisdom

Do you watch How I Met Your Mother? If you don't, then you are really missing out. This show started back in 2005 following the sad sack antics of 5 friends in New York as they deal with being young, working, and trying to find love. It is a lot of sap mixed with plenty of humor that we at Manwall think is genius!

They started using the Bro Code regularly and each episode not only provides a hopeful look at finding the love of your life; it also provides tons of nuggets of wisdom useful in everyday life. So in honor of this great show we are sharing some of this incredible knowledge with you, our readers.

·       Never forget that on any day, you can step out the front door and your whole life can change forever. You see, the universe has a plan kids, and that plan is always in motion. A butterfly flaps its wings, and it starts to rain. It's a scary thought but it's also kind of wonderful.

·       All I want is to have a regular beer at my regular bar with my regular friends in my regular city.

·       I'm cuddly, bitch. Deal with it.

·       Swag is for boys. Class is for men.

·       I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

·       Because hanging out at a bar is so much more fun than hanging out at a coffee place.

·       If you love something, let it go. If it's meant to be, it'll be.

·       The Mendoza Line of dating: A woman is undatable if her level of crazy outranks her level of attractiveness.

·       It's going to be Legen....wait for it...and I hope that you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is DAIRY!

·       "I vow to always choose wet t-shirts over diapers. I vow to choose D-cups over sippy cups and perfect 10's over play pens. I will never jeopardize my dignity, my paycheck, or awesomeness through the heinous crime of reproduction."

·       Don't forget to be awesome.

·       A high five doesn't even cut it. High Six!

·       I've done so much good today I've got like a soul boner.

·       In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland. True story.

·       Here's the mini-cherry on top of the regular cherry on top of the sundae of awesomeness that is my life.

·       When I get sad, I stop being sad and be AWESOME instead. True story.

Think about all of that today. Are you doing everything you can to be awesome? If you need some life lessons check out How I Met Your Mother for coaching.