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Virus Makers are Hitting below the Belt

Those people who make viruses are some real bastards. They try and trick us in any way possible to head to sites where our poor defenseless computers can be infected by their evil creations. So how do they lure us into their lairs? By using womanly wiles!

According to McAfee (according to Fox News...which is always a dubious source of news) Emma Watson is currently the most dangerous celebrity to search for on the web because many of those search results leads to sites that try and steal passwords and contain malware downloads.

Those sons of bitches!

What kind of society do we live in where a guy can't get some free nude pictures of Emma Watson without having to worry about some sort of infection? Do we have to go back to picking up hookers and then stopping by the Halloween store for Harry Potter costumes before getting a BJ in the alley? We might because getting the clap and rolled by a pimp is still less painful than having you identify stolen.

Yeah, you could also just use a Mac but...come on....let's get real here...who wants a Mac? Hahahahahaha!

You know who else screws us over during celebrity searches? Jessica Biel, Eva Mendes (noooooooooooooo!), Halle Berry, and Heidi Klum. Apparently Selena Gomez is on that list as well but in my opinion any bastards who are searching jailbait deserve whatever they get. Oddly enough Jimmy Kimmel is also on that list...some sick bastards out there.

So what can we do about this? Here are some quick suggestions from our tech guy at Manwall.

Tips to Avoid Downloading Viruses and Malware:

Buy good virus protection software. It's like paying for quality condoms; you lose a little sensation but in the long run you end up cleaner and without any unexpected kids.

- Stop searching for Emma Watson. Seriously she hasn't gotten naked and neither have any of those other stars. Just go to YouPorn and whack it to people having sex.

- Get a girlfriend or regular slam piece. Then just make her dress up like Emma Watson.

- Update virus software and run scans weekly. It's like taking your vitamins.

- Back up your hard-drive. Only idiots don't back up their stuff anymore.

- Just check out women on Manwall (shameless plug!).